Wednesday, May 26, 2010

2010 Winner Announced

OK – We’ve started this in January and tonight is the night - and Simons last night on the show!

Yep – just as I predicted – same ole – same ole for Mr. Versatility! I cannot imagine wearing the same thing all the time . . . . but then again I am just a little high maintenance.

Is it just me or did both Lee and Crystal look like preppies on crack? Lee red jacket , white shirt, black tie, black pants – Crystal red jacket, plaid red skirt white shirt – looked like fashion mishaps from a private school.

OK – OK When they did the top 12 song – ‘Schools Out’ – I got while they were dressed like that – those back up singers were kinda creepy. Good ole Alice Cooper! Whoa – That brings back memories – well, at least the ones I can remember anyway. SWEET!

Up next – Chris Allen – ‘The Truth’ – dressed in all black with a gray tee under his shirt – I could rock that – and have. They forgot to cut Ryan’s mike off when he started you could hear him talking over the song. Not to sure about the song – will have to listen to it a couple of more times.

Wow – The Bee Gees – (paired with Soybean and Aaron) - so sad that the brother died. Seeing them made me wanna pull out my white suit and black shirt! Soybean actually looked more on the normal side tonight. Hmmmmm.

After the commercials Michael starts singing The Doobie Brothers – ‘Taking It To The Streets’ – of course he murdered it! And then comes out Michael McDonald! I’m surprised he didn’t punch Michael out for messin wid his song!

Lacey – She looked hot! DiDi looked hot – Katie looked hot! Soybean changed and she looked hot! All the girls were singing ‘Beautiful’ - That was a HOT segment! And got hotter when they brought out Christina to join them! Now she looked smoking! Black short jumpsuit with the rhinestones on the legs – catch me – I’m fallin!

Next segment – Lee starts with Hall and Oats ‘I can’t Go For That’ and the other top guys fall in – it was OK (until Michael joined in and it fell apart). Man – that choreography sure sucked! Good ole Hall and Oats! OK – I get the theme now – they start out singing the song and the original artist come on – Got it! (I should have gotten that a lot sooner). Must be retro night.

Crystal – ‘Isn’t it Ironic’ – She did awesome as usual. Alanis Morissette – she looked great!

Carrie Underwood – ‘Un Do It’ - Man – these girls are SMOKIN tonight! She gets better lookin each time she takes the stage (still has the stepford wife eyes though but I’m pretty much over that) – Black shirt with a smoking silver short jacket and black tight – TIGHT - leather pants – awesome boots – love the song – love the look – I just turned the air down in my house – it’s hot in here!

So Ford gave Crystal and Lee the Ford Fiesta that they designed – A Ford Fiesta! Really?!?

Next segment – Casey starts off with ‘Every Rose Has It’s Thorn’ and out comes Bret Michaels! He just won the apprentice – dude got it going on. I know he’s got some health issues but you’d never know it. You go man!

Lee sings with Chicago next – He didn’t start off to good on that – Never was a huge fan of Chicago – (I think it’s all the horns – hmmmm – I need to ask my therapist about this) – They sounded kinda off to me – but hey, they’re still kickin! So, Kick on! Custard!

Next we got the ‘Pants on Da Ground’ dude – PA-LEESE – Must we go here again! And joining him is William Hung – Now there’s three minutes of my life that I’ll never get back!

And there’s Paula! She looked fantastic! (And then she spoke) - When she asked Ryan for her lip gloss back – I rolled!

Kelly Clarkson – She went blond and short, Rueben lost more weight, Fantasia gained weight – Carrie – looks awesome – Jordin – lost weight, loved the long hair – Taylor – sucks – Kris Allen – looked his usual – Where the hell was David Cook?!? He must be on tour or something and couldn’t get out of it. They sang ‘Together We Are One’ and then brought out a lot of the past contestants – that was an awesome segment – loved it! Simon was real emotional when he talked . . . . Really am going to miss the guy.

WOW! – Janet Jackson – she looked phenomenal! Love the short hair – Totally works for her! The long black dress with the bright red lining on the sleeves and train was so her. Love her. Didn’t take her long to strip outta that dress for the next number – 'Nasty Boys' - I love to watch her move. Them dudes she had on stage with her need to hit the gym – if you’re gonna show it – develop it first!

Lee and Crystal sing ‘A Little Help From My Friends’ and they did good on it. And low and behold it’s Joe Cocker! Yeah the dude has aged (haven’t we all) but he has still got it! Awesome voice! Does your heart good!

And after all the fluff – we’re down to the big announcement – according to Ryan only 2% separated the two. And the winner is . . . . Lee DeWyze. I’m OK with this – would have loved to see Crystal take it but I’m good with him to. I’ll buy a CD from Crystal over Lee but they will both be fine. Probably will work out better for Crystal so she can make her own type of music – Lee is under the Idol contract now and will have to sing what they tell him. It’s all good. Happy for both of them!


Damn good show – the finale shows are always good – love seeing the original artist back on the stage.


So here’s the history . . . . .

Season 1 – Kelly Clarkson
Season 2 – Rueben Studdard
Season 3 – Fantasia Barrino
Season 4 – Carrie Underwood
Season 5 – Taylor Hicks (The true version of an idol one night stand – his contract was dropped faster than Ruebens!)
Season 6 – Jordin Sparks
Season 7 – David Cook
Season 8 – Kris Allen
Season 9 - Lee DeWyze

My reign as President has come to an end for another year. I still get to keep the Secret Service People around me though until next year and then I'll get a new crew. We’ll see who they get to replace Simon – surely won’t be the same without him. Now gotta figure out what to do with my Tuesday and Wednesday evenings free – I KNOW! – More gym time – NOW I can get myself in shape!

You are true ART fans and I appreciate each and every one of you! May you all stay healthy and happy and keep listening to the music!

Until next year . . . .

DJ Jumper
ART President

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Lee Vs Crystal . . . . 05/25/10

I wonder if Ryan is going to wear that same suit for the finale tomorrow night . . . . I’m guessing yes . . . .

And the final two face off . . . . Both came from Chicago auditions and both are 24. Cool.

First Round – Song choice from Inspirational week.

Lee – ‘The Boxer’ - Black jacket, black sweater kinda thing, white tee, black jeans – again his norm but it’s still working for him. He did better the first time he sang this song. To me it was good the first time and OK this time. He did his usual good job but agree with Randy that it was . . . just nice . . . . And agree with Simon – was like a kiss on the cheek when you wanted a big ole wet one (I added the 'wanted a big ole wet one') - Ellen is so full of it – she said he did better this time – ah, no.

Crystal – ‘Me And Bobby McGee’ – Black long light coat over a gray dress – it looked sweet! I am so glad she decided to do this one again. I loved it the first time she sang it and fell in love with it again the second time! She totally nailed it again. Yep – it was dope! She just shined – you could just feel her through the TV. Loved it!

Round One – Totally goes to Crystal.

Round Two - Executive Producers Choice

Lee – ‘Everybody Hurts’ – Cool brown suede jacket – white tee and black jeans – loved the jacket. Ah-rite – this dude totally blew everything he sang outta the water last week but this week not so much. He’s doing his normal Lee but after last week I was expecting more. Yeah, it was a good song choice for him but, agree with Simon – his nerves are showing tonight. I’m giving that one a . . . . OK . . . . just like the last one he did.

Crystal – ‘Black Velvet’ – Black tight frock with the mermaid short bottom – it wasn’t to bad. DAMN! She nailed that one too! Vocals were totally sweet! Loved the high notes! She is (yes I said it before) but she is shining tonight – she’s having a blast and you can tell it and I’m having a blast with her. Awesome job!

Round Two – Goes to Crystal again.

Round Three – The new Idol Song to be released by the winner (no original song this year huh? Well, times are tough – who can afford to pay a song writer? I mean they can’t afford a new suit for Ryan!)

Lee – ‘Beautiful Day’ – Black leather jacket, gray pullover, gray tee, black jeans – all of it was OK. That was better than the first two but not by much. He livened up more in the middle than anyplace else but sorry Lee fans he just didn’t bring it in my opinion like he did last week. Would I buy that if he releases it? – that would be a no - Going with another OK but I’m being lenient because I have had an amazing day!

Crystal – ‘Up To the Mountain’ – Black one shoulder shirt with a big ole silver shiny jeweled thing holdin it up and black tight pants – awesome boots - It was cool. This girl is hitting notes tonight that I have not heard her hit before and OMG she hit every damn one of um! That was unbelievable. It just totally amazes the hell out of me how someone can just open their mouth and the talent just rolls out – I have some good friends that are talented like this (Yes Janeen I’m talking about you) and it just completely blows me away. The only thing that comes outta my mouth is pretty much . . . . Well, those of you who know me know the answer to that one. . . . but Crystal totally gave that her all and you could tell she wants this bad! That was amazing!

Round Three – Crystal again.

All right my ART’ies – If it goes off of tonight then Crystal should take it – but who knows - both of them are awesome so flip a coin and crown the winner. Tomorrow night the two hour finale . . . . yes, two hours . . . . Looks like with all the freakin ad time they sell they COULD afford a song writer and a new suit for Ryan. I think somebody is stuffin their own cookie jar . . . .


Talk to ya'll tomorrow

DJ Jumper
ART President

Oh - Thanks to all who voted me back in as President next year - Haven't lost an election yet! SWEET!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Top two announced

Ryan – I cannot imagine going through life living in a black and white no color world . . . . That’s really kinda sad.

I like these shows where they go back to their home states. Grab the hankies . . . .

Casey – Back to Texas – OK, him going back to the hospital and thanking the doctors and nurses that put him back together after his accident was way cool.

Perez Hilton – oh please, I can’t believe it’s still around – what a piece of work.

Travis Garland – Never heard of him but after watching his performance I’m guessing he’s the latest and greatest up and coming comedy act. Did you see his vest – had what looked like a friggin bungee cord pulling it together in the back – now that’s class! I know everybody has their 15 minutes of fame – well, this dude just used up about 4 minutes of his . . . . Whoops!

Crystal – back to Toledo – She had a huge crowd and I loved the parade they did and she was handing out flowers from the car – that’s so sixties! I saw this in pictures – didn’t actually live it – I am NOT that old.

Lee – back to Chicago – He got to throw out the first pitch at the Cubs game – that’s pretty sweet. His whole homecoming was a Hallmark movie. Did you see his dad singing along with him on the side of the stage when he was performing? – If that don’t touch your heart – you ain’t real.

Justin Bieher (or however you spell it) – Now I get it! (Sometimes I’m a little slow to catch on – it’s teeny bopper night on idol). Saw him on a talk show and dude totally has a tude. Let’s just see how far he makes it after his voice changes.

Out of all of them damn commercials – the only one I heard was that Old Navy has all flip flops for on dollar this Saturday.

After all of the usual ‘idol fill’ – Mr. Sunshine announces that it’s Crystal and Lee in the finale – Casey is back to Texas. Yep – called that one – and I believe as I said yesterday – this has been pretty much the expected outcome from day one.

Next week people – Next week!


DJ Jumper
ART President

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Top 3 - Lee Rocks the house!

Ryan – ya know I bet if somebody brought him something with color to wear – he’d run screaming out the door like Miss Muffet – only his voice would be a lot higher . . . .

OK – they each sing two songs – one is their pick and the other is the judges pick – same ole – same ole – as every year.

Their pick -

Casey - ‘OK, Its All Right With Me’ – Gray suit coat, print shirt, jeans – all kinda cool. Not bad. OK is it just me or did the band not kick in when it was suppose to when the song started? Don’t know if that made a big difference or not but . . . . That was not all right with me. Sorry Casey fans – that was boring, didn’t get it – didn’t feel it. I’ve never heard this song before or if I have I sure as hell don’t remember it and don’t care to hear it again. He has climbed the mountain – now he’s headed back down – real fast.

Crystal - ‘Come To My Window’ – Long black shirt – really cool shirt, gray pants – yep – looked good on her. She a be a playin da harmonica and the ge-tar! Sweet. Ah-right – I was confused with the way she started off the song – love the song – it sounded like she started in the middle of it. I didn’t care for the arrangement but the vocals were dead on . . . . as usual with her. She once again performed the song the way she wanted to and stayed true to herself – love this chick! I wanted her to sing ‘When A Man Loves A Woman’ – Joplin style – I bet she could blow that over the moon! (I bet Janeen could too!)

Lee – ‘Simple Man’ – He has worn that gray leather jacket before – but, it’s a cool jacket so I’ll go easy on the boy – black tee – shoulda been v-neck and black jeans – it all worked for him. EXCELLENT song choice, love the raspy voice this guy has and it fit that song perfectly – Freakin awesome job – cut it, put it to CD and sell it – I’ll buy it! Dude totally cooked that up and served it with gravy!

Round One – Lee all the way.

Judges Choice –

Casey - ‘Daughters’ – Brown print shirt – shirt was cool and if it was tapered properly would totally look awesome on me – and black jeans. Once again – sorry Casey fans but you ain’t gonna like this one either – Agree with these statements made – Boring, Lazy and Limp (which to me, limp is a 4 letter word). Of course Kara (who totally got on my nerves more than usual tonight) loved it because she picked it and in all honesty didn’t think it was a terrible song choice for him – he just didn’t do anything with it. I believe that Casey has played his last inning – go sit in the dugout son, we’ll call you when the game is over – which should be real soon for you.

Crystal – ‘Baby, I’m Amazed’ – All black – cool tight black shirt, tight black pants and kickin hip boots! You go Mama! Only one word for that one – DAMN! That was totally amazing – vocals once again were spot on. Like the song that Lee sang earlier – cut it – put it to CD – I’ll buy it. (Yeah I know I can download the things from i-tunes but Ryan says it all the time so if he wants it done – I ain’t doing it just for spite!) Ellen picked this one – only thing she’s done that I liked since she’s been on this show. Damn good job!

Lee - ‘Hallelujah’ – White shirt, black tie, black jeans – it’s a staple for him but it’s still working. Simon picked this song for him and when I heard what he was going to be singing it I was like ‘Not sure how he’s going to do on this one’ – I love this song – totally love this song and everybody has done it but nothing will ever compare to the Jeff Buckley version in my opinion (which on May 29th will be the anniversary of his death in 1997 of accidental drowning – so sad) – but OMG! – Lee did a phenomenal – absolutely phenomenal job! Totally freakin nailed it – unbelievable – I may go against my own spite and download that from i-tunes and just not tell anybody. Yep – one of the judges said it but I can’t remember which one – Lee did own the entire night. He sang each song like he meant it and with passion. Dude is amazing!

Round two - Totally Lee all the way.

I have been putting Crystal at the top each week but I totally did a complete 360 and Lee is da man! Casey, its back to Texas for you – now you can take some time, hit the gym and work on that bird chest you got going on.

It should be totally evident on tonight’s results – Casey should go and it be a Lee/Crystal show down which is what I believe we all pretty much figured out from the beginning.

Down to the wire people . . . . .

DJ Jumper
ART President

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Down to the Top 3

Ryan – Seriously man – Get another suit!

Fantasia – He hair was kickin – thought her hair was cool. Could that outfit have been any tighter on her. How did she breath? The camera angle they had on her made her look 7 feet tall. The song was OK, just OK – I’m not a fan of talking in the middle of a song – sing the song- don’t talk it!

So Mr. Black Suit brings um all four to the center of the stage does his little number and announces that Casey is safe and in the final 3. As soon as he did this – my heart started racin – Maybe, just maybe this will be the week that Mike finally takes that hat with him wherever he’s going!

Daughtry – September – Seen this guy in concert several times and he always puts on an awesome show. My fave was when he performed with Bon Jovi in Atlanta and they sang together. Totally awesome.

After round two of the nail biting drama – Mr. No Frills announces that Lee is safe and in the final 3 leaving Mike and Crystal in the bottom two – this was totally for dramatic purposes – no way was Crystal in the bottom. Once again my heart was going at lightning speed – can it be real? Could it really be happening? No way would they send Crystal home – if they did – several people that I was talking to at this time had all agreed to strike against the show and I had agreed to make the signs!

Bon Jovi – Love, Love, Love these guys – have seen them in concert several times as well and will definitely see them again! They are just unbelievable! Oh, the leather shirt that Jon had on – I will have it – I could sooooo rock that shirt!

So after all the frills to expand the show so the marketing people can be happy Mr. Excitement finally announces that Crystal is safe and Mike is going home. Finally, things are right in my world . . . . Now he can go back to where he came from and take that ugly azz hat wid him!

So we have our final 3, Crystal, Lee and Casey. Couple more weeks and the winner will be revealed. Next week they will probably do three songs each. One they pick, one the judges pick and their pick if they do like they normally do.

So another week down my fellow ART’ies!

Ya’ll have an awesome weekend – I see boating and sunning in my future with my good friends Jack, Jim and Jose . . . .

DJ Jumper
ART President

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Top 4 - Songs of the Cinema - 05/11/10

Ryan – I do believe I am experiencing déjà view – I swear I have seen that suit before . . . .

Tonight we got songs from the cinema with LaWanda Fox as the mentor. Our maid always told us when we were little that if you didn’t have anything nice to say about someone – then don’t say anything at all – and Miss Florence (who I STILL miss to this day) was correct – The dude isn’t even worth an insult. Again – listen to him and his ‘views’ and form your own opinion.

And we’re off . . . .

Lee – solo performance – ‘Kiss From A Rose’ – Gray plaid shirt – Gray jeans – all to bland for me – however; plaid is back people and it looks like I’m going to have to break down and buy me some – maybe it will make me look taller. This was the first performance by Lee that I was like – ‘Dude, What the hell happened man? That started off bad – stayed bad in the middle and ended on a bad note. Flat, off key, pick a musical tragedy and it was pretty much in there. Dude was totally off his game on that first one. Where’d my boi go?

Mike – solo performance – ‘Will You Be There?’ - Free Willy song? – Really?!? – Seriously?!? – Song about a whale? – Really?!? – Seriously?!? – OK, get ticked if ya’ll want to but how appropriate for him to pick a song about a whale since he is as freakin big as one – Ah come on – you were thinking the same damn thing – I just said it! Perhaps he needs to rethink this personal training. Did he honestly think that people were not going to put the whale / Mike connection to this song? This whole thing can be summed up as follows – slow song, all black, flat line, same, same, same . . . . . Please give him his parting gifts and send him on his way!

Lee/Crystal – First Duet – ‘Falling Slowly’ – Crystal had on a black long shirt and tight leggings and Lee has on a cool brown leather jacket, black shirt and jeans – they looked pretty much their normal. The first two solo performances didn’t show me much but this duet with these two did. Clearly Crystal carried most of that song and Lee did totally better on this than he did with that first thing. Their harmonies together were not bad at all and I went OK, OK, this is gonna work. I have never heard this song before or if I have my dementia has wiped it outta my mind but I liked it – good job by both.

Casey – solo performance – ‘Mrs. Robinson’ (Really Casey – out of all the stuff out there you choose this one – you really are into the older woman thing ain’t ya bro – not that there is anything wrong with that – just don’t need to advertise it so much my man – they’ll come to you – believe me). He had on a cool blue jacket, white t and jeans – a step away from his norm so he gets a big ole ‘Sweet! . . . . bout time. He did OK on that one but it was just to laid back and ho hum. He could spiced that up some more.

Crystal – solo performance – ‘I’m All Right’ – Black dress with shoulders out, cool boots – pretty cool – this is the second time we have seen her legs. She totally made that song her own – took it in a whole new different direction and put her Crystal spin on it. I agree with Ellen – she made the song better. She is a true artist and is just amazing. Another stellar performance.

Side note – Did ya’ll see her boyfriend? Totally not what I imagined.

Casey/Mike – duet – ‘Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?’ – Casey – all black, Mike – all black – worked for Casey – not so much for Mike. OK, OK, I’ll give props when they are due and they both sounded good on that one especially when they sang together. It surprised me – well not really cause it was another slow song and this is all Mike can do.

The duets were better than the solo’s tonight. Not even gonna take a stab at who’s going home – We all know who I want gone.

We’ll see.


DJ Jumper
ART President

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Elimination Night - Down to 4 - 05/05/10

Ryan – Yep – there’s the dork – nuff said

The Sinatra melody was OK – a non blower fer me.

We got Songs on the Cinema next week with (It makes my wrist hurt to even type this guys name) Jamie Foxx. OK all you new comers – Don’t know if you have ever seen this guy interviewed – but watch um and then form your own opinion – that’s how I formed mine.

Quick note – Did ya’ll notice when they were doing the segment on where they were served breakfast every morning – Yeah – that’s just what Mike needs – ONE MORE BREAKFAST BURRITO!

Mr. Personality brings Lee to the center and after a long drama filled moment announces that he’s safe – Oh here it comes – they do this every year – now they’ll put the other 4 in groups of two and ask Lee to choose. We’re over this one people. Remember what happened to Taylor! Ya know, Taylor – they gray haired guy that actually chose – the poster boy for an idol one night stand.

Lady Ga Ga – Love the song – Alejandro - they play it in bars all the time. She never ceases to amaze me with what she has on. I just wonder what she’s on when she comes up with this stuff. Looked like a grim reaper for bee keepers.

Yep – they split them in groups of two Crystal and Casey and then Mike and Aaron. And as expected Lee was asked to choose and of course he didn’t – smart move there Lee. He evidently remembered the Taylor incident. It’s Crystal and Casey that are safe and Mike and Aaron are in the bottom two with Aaron taking his final bow. Damn it! I’d rather hear him sing again than Mike!

Oh well – I must endure yet another slow performance by this 'personal trainer'. This will not deter me – I will push on!

Another week down and we’re even closer to the finale. I hope you guys have an awesome rest of the week and an even more ‘awesomer’ weekend.

I of course have made my plans and I’ll leave you with this little poem that will enlighten you as to my whereabouts . . . . (Yes, for my FB friends – you will see this again . . . .)

Twinkle, Twikle, Little Star
Take me to the nearest bar
I wish I may
I wish I might
Have a LOT to drink tonight.

Oh and there’s this one . . . . .

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
May I drink so much
That there’s three of you.


DJ Jumper
ART President

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Sinatra Night - 05/04/10

Sorry this is late today – bad allergy attack and my face had swollen up so bad that you could hardly see my eyes – my eyes actually looked slanted – made me look like I could whip you up an egg roll in two shakes! Have no clue what triggered this guy – only thing in the air today is a bunch of freakin fog – so foggy here you can’t see your mailbox at the end of your driveway. Eyes are back to normal – feeling better and ready to take on the world!

Ryan – I cannot imagine how it would be to go through life having to wear the same thing over and over and over and over. That would be pure hell for me. Maybe that’s it – he made a deal with the ‘Big D’. In order to get the 45 million he has to wear the same suit for the rest of his life . . . . For that kind of money I think I could endure that hell . . . . Nah, no way – you people know me to well.

As Harry said in Independence Day – ‘Let’s kick the tires and lights some fires!’ Best line in the whole movie. You know, they were all sitting in the room being briefed on the aliens and how to shoot um down . . . . Little did they know they had awesome force fields . . . . Really – How old am I?

Sinatra night and Tina and Nancy are in the audience to present Simon with one of Frank’s monogrammed handkerchief’s – now that was cool. Just one question for Nancy – Where’s the bike, chick?

Aaron – ‘Fly Me to the Moon’ – Greenish/gray vest (real cool vest) – gray shirt, black tie, black pants. This looked pretty good – The vest on me though would be totally awesome! He had his hair kinda slicked back or tamer tonight – like it better the other way. OK, since he is a crooner I kinda figured he’d do pretty well on this one and he did. I thought the song fit him, it’s his genre, and it’s his mode. Would I run right out and buy his recording of this or download from i-tunes – that would be a resounding NO. However, he didn’t do to bad.

Casey – ‘Blue Skies’ – Light purple shirt (have it) – gray vest (got it) – gray slacks – (yep, got those to) – so If I wear it, we all know it’s gotta be cool. OK Casey fans – sorry guys – that was not good. It started off key and he never found one. He seemed like he struggled with the song the whole time. I know this type of music is not his groove (again, I don’t want to get started on the ‘theme’ thing) but even with that being said – nope, not good. And as much as it hurts me to agree with Kara – he did sound like a lamb – works for Stevie – with Casey – not so much.

Crystal ‘Summer Wind’ – Whoa – she had on a long black strapless gown, had her hair up – she actually looked pretty. I have never heard this song before in my life but I really liked it. She really does have so many sides to her and she can pull everyone of them off. The judges kinda reamed her – leave her alone – ya’ll picked the theme – she didn’t! I though she did good considering what she was handed.

Mike ‘The Way You Look Tonight’ – Black coat, white shirt, black tie, black pants, Will these people on this show EVER get past this look. That hat! I wanted to yank it off his head and throw it all the way out the back door and tell him to go get it! Talk about a pimp daddy wannabe! This guy gets on my nerves when he talks. He sounded like he always does – no variation from song to song to song to song. Personal Trainer? I’m surprised he don’t sing with a mic in one hand and a big ole ham bone in the other. The judges of course raved over him. I just hope he isn’t waiting on me to purchase his CD in order for him to make his house payment – if so, better put it on the market son.

Lee ‘That’s Life’ – Black coat, white shirt, black tie, black pants – He’s worn it before and even on him I’m getting tired of it. These people should keep a spreadsheet like I do – put what you wear in the spreadsheet – refer back to it before you get dressed – that way NO REPEAT OUTFITS! However – that was the way to close the show! He did awesome on that song. Vocals were awesome. Perfect song choice and that totally was the best performance of this night! Way to go man!

Another theme week down. Think it’s gonna be Aaron or Casey tonight because the Mike fans ain’t gonna let him go. We’ll see – Hope its Mike though.

Here’s something VERY IMPORTANT that ya’ll need to know . . . . . Iron Man 2 – opens Friday in a theater near you! Can’t wait!

We’ll see what happens tonight.

DJ Jumper
ART President