Friday, May 6, 2011

Top 5 to top 4 - 05/05/11

Top 5 to top 4 . . . . Ryan – Look its ‘Geeves’ – Go get me a beer and make sure it has two limes in it! . . . . Top 5 Group Song – ‘Happy Together’ – I ran outta crackers wid all that cheese they were slingin! . . . . So they sent them to Hells Kitchen and asked them all to make an omelet in 10 minutes – Lauren was the clear winner – she’s from the South – nuff said! . . . . Lady Antebellum – ‘Just A Kiss’ – I was hoping they would do ‘American Honey’ so that after they finished they could walk over to Scotty and Haley and say ‘Now that is the way the song should be sung – Don’t do that again! . , . . Did ya’ll notice Scotty in the segment they did on picking the song to sing – the dude had on gray short, tennis shoes and BLACK SOCKS! – BLACK SOCKS people! Seriously! What no wing tips? . . . . Here we go – James up first and after all the usual critiques he is sent to stand on the far side of the stage (like none of us can see what’s coming – they have done this for 10 friggin years!) They head back to another segment of Drama Queen and Lauren doing a head to head on a blind taste test – Drama Queen takes a bite of a hot dog and says it taste like sausage . . . . You people know me so I’m going to do ya’ll a HUGE favor and leave that one alone! . . . . . Next up Jennifer singing her new single ‘On The Floor’ – Just when the HELL did the MC Hammer pants come back in style? Please tell me they aren’t – those are so wrong on so many levels! I actually do like the song though and she actually brought it! – Then they cut to her ‘I’m Into You’ video – How many noticed that looked an awful lot like Janet Jackson’s ‘Miss You Much’ video? Don’t believe it? Look it up on youtube! . . . . Drama Queen joins Lauren, Haley joins James – yep, so know what’s coming! Mr. Fake Tan calls up Scotty and immediately tells him he’s safe and asks him to go stand with the group the he thinks is safe. Scotty of course would not do it – Good for him – this crap is so old! So our bottom 2 are Lauren and Drama Queen . . . . . (The anticipation is KILLIN me!) Lauren immediately turns on the water works and after a slight hesitation Mr. Sears Suit announces that FINALLY THE DRAMA QUEEN IS EXITING THE BUILDING! ! ! ! ! ! Praise JESUS! Bout TIME, Don’t let the door hit you on your way out! Head on back to da church! Just GET OUT! . . . . To sum up, he won’t be joining us next week. So now we are down to the top 4. I see a Haley, James show down . . . . . . Until next week! DJ Jumper, ART President

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