First Elimination 03/10/11

The first Vote off . . . .

OK, before I start with the first vote off – I gotta talk about Survivor! So, Russell got voted off week before. The tribe actually threw the challenge to get this a-hole off! He gets sent to Redemption Island where the tribe told him that he would be challenging Francesca and found Matt! LOVED IT! He goes up against the challenge with Matt and Matt beat him! He’s off! He’s gone, and take that nasty hat with ya!! He said in his interview that he would never do Survivor again. Good! Ain’t karma a bi^&h! They voted off Kristina this week. I wish it would have been Phillip! He’ll be gone soon enough I hope because I cannot hear about him being an ex federal agent one more time – and them pink underwear that he walks around in – Seriously! Ok, I’m done . . . .

Now to the vote off . . . .

Did ya’ll see that long sweet coat Steven had on with the leopard print lining – That was bad azz!

Did ya’ll see that one shoulder white shirt with the big puffy sleeve that Jennifer had on – That was just bad!

Ryan – I cannot imagine going through life wearing the same suit! I mean, come on!

They start off with the usual group song, this time a Michael Jackson (the good years) melody. They were all off key and it appears they have retained the same cheesy chorographer for another season. They were totally lip syncing so wonder why the producer didn’t get the off key stuff. Nothing changed in this section this season.

And we’re off . . . .

Ryan calls up Jacob, Karen and Stephano – after the usual drama filled moments he announces that Karen is in the bottom 3 and she should be!

Adam Lambert – ‘Aftermath’ – He got the Elvis hair back on! Black jacket, printed T and its crew! He of all people should know better – I mean he has people and if they ain’t telling him that crew neck is done then he needs new people! The lyrics to that song are cool but didn’t care for the arrangement – to slow for me. He did his usual Adam.

Next set of elimination announcements Ryan calls up Lauren, Ashton and Haley. And after the fastest announcement of the bottom three in American Idol history, Ryan says that Lauren is safe and that Ashton and Haley are in the bottom joining Karen. Totally agree with this bottom three at this stage.

Diddy Dirty Money – Missed it – Had to heat up my fourth chicken brest of the day for meal number 7. Protein people! Protein! From the kitchen it sounded like the radio version – it was probably lip synced – can’t judge – didn’t see it.

Finally after all the fluff and guest appearances it’s Ashton that must sing for safety. She decides to do the same Diana Ross song that hardly anyone has heard of again. Was it just me or was that one worse than the one she did Wednesday night? After she sings its Jennifer that announces that they will not save her. If they would have used their one save at this point that would have been . . . . Well, just crazy!

So after the first week and first set of eliminations, we say good bye to Ashton.

Hope ya’ll have a great weekend! I KNOW I will! Plans are being made as you read this!


DJ Jumper
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