Girls Night - Seasaon 10 - 03/03/11

Girls Night . . . .

OK – what’s with all the slow song? Some of um made me want to open a vein . . . .

Ryan – Well, Well – What a surprise – same black suit, dull shirt, same black tie. All that money and he has only the one suit. Kinda sad.

Ta-Taynisa – ‘Only Girl In The World’ – What the hell did she have on? She looked like Barbie from da hood! Strapless big ole hoopy skirt thang and bobbie socks – Really? That didn’t cut it for me. Not the best song choice for her. Way to sharp in places. This girl can sing but that song just didn’t cut it. She needs to work on the song choices. Kinda bummed.

Naima – ‘Summertime’ – So, she designed the bright gold frock she had on all by herself. That big ole band aide thing she had in the middle made her look like a broke banana. OK – leave the classics alone people or sing them like they should be. They will always be compared to the originals so why put yourself out there like that. She did OK on it and she can sing I just didn’t care for her rendition of the song. If she would have sang this the right way it would have been much better.

Kendra – ‘It’s Impossible’ – Now here we go! Black Killer shirt with the ‘come to me’ straps! – Awesome tight black shiny pants, hair long and looking hot! – Shoes were totally ‘CFM’. – She worked dat! Sang it great, worked the stage – went for it. Great job! What did she sing again? Not sure – but she looked hot!

Rachael – ‘Criminal’ – Oh hunny, Bless yo heart, you can’t do sexy. The red dress with the black overlay was totally cool and would have looked awesome . . . . On someone else. She looked like she was playing dress up to me. Song was way too big for her and totally agree with Steven, that was Broadway. She’s outta her league.

Karen – ‘Hero’ – Long green one shoulder number – Big Woo – totally from the sale rack at Ross. Her hair was straight and looked better straight. Pet Peeve here – Pick a language! Not a fan of singing a song half Spanish and half English. Flip a coin – make a decision and stick to it. This song, as Rachael before was too big for her. She tried to put her own take on it and it wasn’t awful it’s just that classis such as this song will always be compared to the original artist and will never measure up. Didn’t completely hate it but already forgotten about it.

Lauren ‘7 Day Fool’ – Black/Silver tune dress with black tights and just basic black shoes. Hair looked OK but not a lot you can do with that except cut it – The idol stylist will get a hold of it soon – just wait for it! Another one that I didn’t hate but didn’t love either. I’m giving her an OK for that one only because I just got back from spin class and feeling pumped!



Ashton ‘HAVE NO CLUE’ – Awesome blue bustier, sweet black tight pants and ‘Look at me! shoes – neckwear was sweet! Yeah, she looked HOT! I have no idea what song that was that she sang but I liked it! Girl got some chops and she showed um off last night. Good job – like this girl! Girl can sang!

Julie –‘Breakaway’ – Is she going to the prom as soon as she leaves the stage? That’s exactly what it looked like. Big ole poofy prom dress and the hair in the up-do! Don’t like her hair up – she has gorgeous hair – leave it down – I wanna see it! Again – bad song choice for her – always going to be compared to Kelly and she just didn’t pull this one off.

Haley ‘Fallen’ – Damn sexy black short tube dress with the Gold bands down each side and killer pumps. She sang this one pretty good. Actually kinda hot. She needs to work on the stage presence some but it ain’t gonna take much!

Thea – ‘On My Own’ – She had on this short (I have no idea what color that was) feathery looking bottom with a gold top. Kind of a bird lookin thing but it was OK. This girl sang the hell out of that song. Excellent job! Her pitch was right on. Damn good job!

Lauren –‘ Turn On The Radio’ – Black bolo jacket, white hip hugger shirt, tight black pants – it was cool and it all worked for her. Now this girl has got it – that was totally rice and gravy! Definitely one of the best of the night. As Randy put it – and I agree – she is Urban, R&B and Country all rolled up in one. She’s a watcher!

Side note – She called Ryan ‘peaches’ – nope, not EVEN shocked!

Pia – ‘Stand by You’ – Sweet black short number – form fitting at the waist – NICE! And nice pumps too! She can come stand by me! One word . . . .’WHOA! – Now that was awesome! She got a standing ovation from the judges and the audience and she should have. Excellent way to close the show – that was CANDY! I take it back from the previous, Now THAT was the best of the night!

Girls started a little shaky for me but then got better and totally have it over the guys at this point.

Standouts for me – Kendra, Ashton, Thea, Lauren and Pia. Last night with the guys there were only two - Paul and James.

OK – The send um home show is on tonight . . . . We’ll see who I won’t be writing about next week. For most of um – it’s just a toss up.

Also – if ya’ll remember for the previous years, the first show is always the most ‘tricky’ if you will – first time on stage in front of all them people – nerves kick in and some of um fall under the pressure. We’ll see tonight who made the cut!

Not sure who got voted off Survivor last night. I’ll have to pull the recall from my on demand channel and see what happened. I hope it was Phillip! Ya know he use to be a federal agent during his federal agent days that he was a federal agent working on his federal agent stuff making him a very busy federal agent . . . . but he wears pink underwear so I think there’s a story there . . . .

Until Tomorrow . . . .

Peace!

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