Final 8 Vote Off - 04/14/11

Ryan - Personality is defined as; The totality of qualities and traits, as of character or behavior, that are peculiar to a specific person. I find it peculiar that he likes to wear the same suit all the time. What a dork! . . . . WTH did Jennifer have on? She looked like an Egyptian call girl! . . . . First up for our entertainment is Scotty and Lauren singing Lady Antebellum, 'American Honey'. Charles Kelly and Hilary Scott they ain't. Love this song and there was only one word that describes that . . . .MURDER! That was just not right! . . . . On the zombie commercial, when they were showing how they made the commercial, Drama Queen screams like a girl, Big surprise! . . . . Next up is Haley and Casey singin 'Moanin'. Now why can't Haley do that freakin awesome all the time. She totally nailed that song! Had me moanin! Casey, not so much. . . . . First set of eliminations Mr. Bland brings up Lauren, Casey, Scotty and Haley. Out of these 4 Haley is in the bottom 3 and after last nights performance should be. She was so awesome just a few minutes ago but last night she just didn't cut it. . . . . They brought in Rob Reiner for something. I'm really not sure why other than just to add some filler cause none of that made any damn sense. . . . . Jason Aldean and Kelly Clarkson singing 'Don't You Wanna Stay' - Love this song and Kelly is still freakin awesome. Every note she hits is dead on. OK, got to say it, She needed that dress in about 3 sizes bigger. . . . . Ya'll catch the commercial for 'Cowboys and Alieans'? One word. Seriously? . . . . Now we got Drama Queen, James, Stepahno and Paul singing 'Sound of Silence' and 'Mrs. Robinson'. The four of them actually sounded good together. They could make a great quartet if they would just get rid of the Drama Queen. But, that would be a . . . . Trio, Yep, that's it, a Trio. Mr. Peculiar walks up and out of these 4 Paul and Stephano complete the bottom 3. OK all of you Drama Queen fans, fill me in. Seriously. . . . . Rhianna - 'California Dreaming' (I Think). All she needed was a few white streaks in her hair and she would have been the perfect double for the Bride of Frankenstein. She whined that whole song. I wanted her to do S&M! Now that's a song! . . . . After all the hype we got Stephano, Haley and Paul in the bottom 3. Mr. Dull sends Haley back to safety and drops the axe on Paul. Not really surprised. He left singing us out with 'Maggie Mae' which was one of his best. Now maybe he will hit the gym and get some meat on his bones. There you have it my fellow ART'ies. Only 7 left. Is this season flying by, or is it just me. I did get some new meds though. . . . . Ya'll have a great weekend! . . . . DJ Jumper, ART President