Top 6 - 04/27/11

Top 6 . . . . FYI – Writing this at a bar drinking Margarita’s – just sayin . . . . Ryan – one word – DORK! . . . . Jennifer looked like an Indian call girl, all she was missing was the feather . . . They are doing Carol King songs tonight – LOVE HER! . . . . I could really go into all of the ‘medications’ I use to take while listening to her stuff but for those of you who know me well – you know what those are . . . . They chose Baby Face as a mentor to Carol King songs, seriously? . . . . First up is the Drama Queen – ‘Oh Baby’ – Dude (and I use the term loosely) has on a purple checked jacket, vivid blue vest, yellow shirt, striped bow tie, black pants and yellow shoes – looked like a box of Crayola crayons exploded on him, or a clown on crack! This dude cannot dance – he has no rhythm at all! His performance was just as bad as his outfit. Can’t stand him, Can’t stand to look at him, can’t stand to hear him talk, and can’t stand to hear him sing. This clown needs to go back to the circus! . . . . Lauren – ‘Where You Lead’ – On shoulder multi colored knee length dress with a big ole blue belt and them cowboy boots again. She loves them things! Hair was straight and lookin fine. Now she did jam up on that one – yeah she went off on a couple of notes but all in all a pretty good job. She ain’t no Carol – but who is? . . . . First duet – Haley and Casey – ‘I Feel The Earth Move’ – Haley lookin hot in a short black sparkly sequined strapless and hot shoes! Casey in a black suit and white t-shirt, and crew at that. Boring! I’ve seen that performance many times on the cruises I have been on and threw up over the balcony after it was over . . . . Scotty – ‘You’ve Got A Friend’ – Mr. One Suit called him ‘Scotty The Body’ – Well, I considered the source on that (Mr. No Arms) and let it go. Blue ‘pleather’ jacket, white Henley, jeans, boots, same ole, same ole but Armani Exchange he ain’t. Didn’t really care for that. Felt out of place for me. I mean, it’s Carol King and totally out of his element. Of course the judges just loved it – they would applaud, give praise and a standing ovation to someone walking out on stage with an hour glass, setting it down in the middle of the stage, turning it over, and walking off. They need to take a real pill . . . . James – ‘Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow’ – Gray vest, red Henley, black pants. He was totally toned down. OMG! The first part where he sang with no band was awesome and then when the band came and he broke it out – that was awesome! Nobody is going to be able to top that tonight. Dude totally rocked that song and totally made it his own. Damn good job. I wonder what meds he’s on – need to check that out! . . . . Second duet – ‘Up on The Roof’ – missed it – spilled my Margarita – had to call 911 . . . . Casey – ‘He De Hi’ – Black suit, white shirt, Frank Sinatra hat and a pee green tie. This dude thinks he is so much better than he actually is. Nothing wrong with a good self image but, DAYUM! – He is totally doing theater and not singing and he’s turning into another drama queen. If I want theater I know the websites to visit. Over him . . . . Haley – ‘You’re Beautiful’ – Short tan frock with open sleeves. Sleeves were way cool. She actually looked pretty good! Steven Tyler said after she finished singing that he saw God. Dude totally needs to take a downer. It wasn’t that damn good! It was OK, but did it give me an out of body experience – that would be a NO! . . . . Third Duet – Drama Queen and James – Didn’t see it – when I heard the Drama Queen was going to sing again I decided to pay my tab and head home – didn’t want to throw up in my truck. As long as James don’t go home, all will be well. We’ll see . . . . . DJ Jumper, ART President