Top 10 Guys - 03/02/10

OK boys and girls – let’s see if the puppy is gonna play fetch . . . .

Ryan – black suit, blue shirt, black tie . . . drab, drab, drab . . . . Somebody wake me up when he gets some style.

Michael – ‘This is a Mans World’ – Personal Trainer?!? . . . . Really?!? . . . . Seriously?!? . . . . Yeah, I know I’ve said that time after time – guess what, you’ll hear it again! I don’t care if he can bench 505 . . . . Don’t mean a thing to me – guess it’s just what you’re into. I’d rather be cut – I get told all the time that I need a band aide – cause I’m so cut. Anyhoooo . . . . All black with a little bling. Seen it – over it. OK, that actually wasn’t bad at all. It was much better than the Mike Tyson impression last week. He needs to stick with the R&B, it’s his groove. Good song choice for him and I’ll give it a good ole . . . . . OK.

John Park – ‘Gravity’ – White v neck ‘t’ – jeans – not a lot of planning there was it? He needs to pick up a weight to fill in them sleeves. That was boring . . . . yawn . . . .yawn . . . . Yeah like Michael – better than last week but still flat . . . . What was his name again? . . . . What did he sing?

Casey James – ‘I Don’t Wanna Be’ – Black shiny shirt – liked it, jeans – a staple but it worked partly because it wasn’t form fitting so you couldn’t tell he had no form. Shirt would look a lot better on me. Casey, my bud, a rocker you ain’t. You don’t wanna be dat! Take another swing Casey – you missed that one.

Alex Lambert – ‘Everybody Knows’ – That jacket (black plaid) goes just perfect with Carol’s hair don’t ya think? – Blue shirt, white v neck ‘t’ and gray jeans – to much goin on there. Another improver. I didn’t totally cringe at that so I’m giving that one a . . . . . insert shoulder shrug here . . . .

Todrick Hall – ‘What’s Love Got to Do With it’ – Pewter shiny, shiny jacket (now that’s a lot of shiny ugly!) black shirt, black tie, black pants . . . . Can we move on please? He needs to do more than a few push ups before he goes on stage to make them pecs look bigger. Good Gawd! – He doin Tina! She needs to bitch slap him! That last note was horrendous just like the whole friggin thing! That was totally bad! He may exit the competition now . . . .

Jermaine Sellers – ‘What’s Going On?’ – OMG! I totally agree with Renee – it’s Pee Wee Herman! – and with a fake Mohawk – pink bow tie, black polka dot shirt, white sweater, jeans – Where was his bike? He needs to find that bike – get on it – and wave bye-bye to everybody and ring his little bell as he rides off into the sunset! Hopefully he ain’t going on! Like the two dudes on In Living Color . . . . . Hated it!

Andrew Garcia – ‘You Give Me Something’ – Gray jacket, Black v neck ‘t’ – black scarf, jeans – Pardon my nap. Still hating them glasses. Come on Armani – throw the dude some specs like you did for Danny – He needs help! I had high hopes for this guy but he’s just not cutting it. He had potential at the beginning but I don’t see it anymore . . . . He’s boring me . . . . next please.

Aaron Kelly – ‘My Girl’ – Black shirt, jeans – to safe. His voice cracked a lot on that one or was it me? Again – Better than last week – song was too old fashioned for him – didn’t totally hate it but . . . . Big whooo

Tim Urban – ‘Get Higher’ – Red v neck ‘t’ and white pants – (crew necks are so totally over – and good riddance) – OK – he looked the part but there he went again and opened his mouth. He did make some small improvement over last time but still not good there Tim-bo! Agree with Ellen, he needs to go do those Hallmark Channel movies. Will the teeny boppers keep him in another week? . . . . probably.

Lee Dewyze – ‘Lips of An Angel’ – Blue ‘t’ – should have been v-neck (Lee, dude! – pay attention!) – jeans were cool but obviously to big for him because he pulled them up at least two times while he was singing – How classy! Despite his wardrobe problems – I totally liked that one! I really like this guy’s voice and in my opinion this was the best performance of the night. Agree with Kara – he has a commercial voice and I think he’s just gonna get better and better.

Okie Doke – Was this an improvement over last weeks show? – yeah – by a lot? No – but it was more tolerable. Let’s hope the girls have improved since last week. Only one I really liked tonight was Lee, Michael second and don’t really have a third.

Catch ya’ll tomorrow . . . . .

DJ Jumper,
ART President